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● A Short Guide to Comparative Religion: The Red Pill Chronicles ●
Taoism: Crap happens
Buddhism: If crap happens, it's not really crap
Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Crap happens because you don't work hard enough
Hinduism: This crap happened before
Catholicism: Crap happens because you're bad
Hare Krishna: Crap happens rama rama
TV Evangelism: Send more crap
Atheism: No crap
Jehova's Witness: Knock, knock, crap happens
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good crap happening
Christian Science: Crap happens in your mind
Agnosticism: Maybe crap happens, maybe it doesn't
Existentialism: What is crap anyway?
Stoicism: This crap doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this crap
"Crap" has been substituted for another word to prevent this blog from being reclassified as "adult content" and/or censored
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