Sunday, March 24, 2013

A Short Guide to Comparative Religion: The Red Pill Chronicles

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● A Short Guide to Comparative Religion: The Red Pill Chronicles ●

Taoism: Crap happens

Buddhism: If crap happens, it's not really crap

Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah

Protestantism: Crap happens because you don't work hard enough

Hinduism: This crap happened before

Catholicism: Crap happens because you're bad

Hare Krishna: Crap happens rama rama

TV Evangelism: Send more crap

Atheism: No crap

Jehova's Witness: Knock, knock, crap happens

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good crap happening

Christian Science: Crap happens in your mind

Agnosticism: Maybe crap happens, maybe it doesn't

Existentialism: What is crap anyway?

Stoicism: This crap doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this crap

"Crap" has been substituted for another word to prevent this blog from being reclassified as "adult content" and/or censored

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